- Then what? Well, your cousin is fine because I was acting! As a result, they go missing for several days, with only limited supplies. … Your husband's work and poker game schedule? When she tells him they are doing a live performance and asks to be comforted, Stewie takes it too far and tries to kiss Julie while she is awake and she responds that she isn't interested in being in a lesbian relationship. Directed by Greg Colton, James Purdum, Peter Shin. You said we were gonna inherit the earth. Stewie's "argument" with his alter-ego is a parody of a similar scene originally having been performed in Tootsie.. Previous Episode Hi, Mrs. Griffin. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Oh, I think you're the nicest person I've ever met. The producers decide to give it a shot and Stewie becomes a hit. ♪ Sweet Stewie roll! ♪ Hi, Anthony. Family Guy Transcript. When Meg asks if she can bring over her new boyfriend, Peter and Lois are skeptical until they meet him and see he is perfectly normal, unlike her previous boyfriend Justin who has no legs. It just turns you into a regular baby. Ollie: Stewie killed Lois! You watch that tone, moody green garbage creature, or I'll get Bernie and Gert over here to kick your butt. ... Stewie & Brian have a lot of Children - Duration: 10:53. Peter: Hey Stewie, Let's go to the car! I was, like, "Is he gonna fall for this? We only have one part left for a little girl. Your husband's work and poker game schedule? Oh, my God, my cousin works in Times Square. ", And then when you did, I was like, "I guess I should see how far I can take it 'cause you know, it'll be funnier.". I'm just saying some of us go through life without seeing color. ♪ ♪ Roll, Stewie, roll! This is the transcript for "Brian & Stewie". It's my favorite TV show! Stewie leaves the show but tells Brian that Julie's mother wouldn't let him say goodbye and reports she is back with Randall. [Brian looks photos again] You see, she's a real spitfire, this girl; now, you've gotta bring that out or else I'll have nothing to react to. So, I guess I sleep in the guest room or whatnot? ♪ This must be what other fathers feel like. I don't have to fit in that dress anymore. ♪ Hi, Anthony. Ugh, grandpa always makes me so nervous when I'm driving. My menstrual cycle's on there, too, but I … Brian: Stewie, you look gross.You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop! That's fine, Brian, we're having a conversation up here! marks an incomplete episode. Well, but then why have you been saying all these horrible things? STEWIE REFUSED TO BELIEVE THIS CLUTCH! "Go, Stewie, Go!" Happy 1,316,122 views. They're gonna be making an American version of Jolly Farm right here in Quahog. Has anybody ever told you you're pretty enough to be a movie star, Mrs. Griffin? That girl in the wheelchair called me a name! - Peter got blamed! Oh, thank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific. So am I I just kinda feel like kicking it tonight. Funko Pop! Hey, Mary, bet I'll beat you to the barn! I am so beat from doing an adult stuff all day. Ollie: Peter got blamed! I am not little Mary Sunflower, daughter of Bradley and Theresa Sunflower. Family Guy Stewie is Sad Hulk + Stewie Lonely Man. ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ I wasn't expecting we'd do this today in light of the circumstances. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. It's about the Pan Am flight from Lockerbie. Whenever I talk to her, it makes my band-aid start to peel off. You know, I really like spending time with you, Julie. If you can improve it further, please do so. Like James Earl Jones playing Darth Vader. Penelope Ann Miller, Nancy Travis, now those are movie stars. We're gonna be doing the show live today. And clearly, if I wanted him I could have him. Stewie: It doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, B to the rian.All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns. ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. My menstrual cycle's on there, too, but I don't mind if you don't. Stewie: [stern, drops script] I don't want to go to the farm! Well, when your lifespan is thirteen years, you gotta be direct. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Good evening, America. I've got something to say, Mother Maggie. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ MumaX992: Well, you got a brown card because you have been smashing our computer keyboards and playing games on the computer in class! Video Transcript. Go.Stewie.Go Part 01 Family Guy Moments. Oh, by the way, Meg, I forgot to tell you, your grandfather needs you to pick him up at the airport. Tom Tucker: Then what? It originally aired on Fox in the United States on March 14, 2010. Stewie and Mother Maggie Go, Stewie, Go! Lois confides in Bonnie her feelings and finds out Bonnie too had an affair. Hey remember when you swallowed that ribeye bone and you couldn't poop it out and then you pushed real hard and the pool came through a ribeye hole. Well, I guess sometimes you're just right for the part. When it comes time to perform, Stewie argues for a strong female character instead of the subservient female stereotype. no. ♪ KZ Climb CSGO 454,736 views. - Lois came back! Quagmire, get over here. I moved here because my uncle was molesting my sister, and my parents wanted her to start a new life. - Then what? I mean, because I'm a woman, you think you'll beat me? Julie's my sister's co-star on Jolly Farm. Hey! Let's not start pulling threads on this one. Kelsieiesha 1173. I've never had a MILF come on to me before. I've been missing a man's touch lo these many months. I'm not really upset about it so go ahead. ♪. [At Mt. Stewie: (Kidaroo's voice) No! 1:02. I want to stay home today and go to Chuck E Cheese's later on! Loading... Unsubscribe from Family Guy Moments? Family Guy: Stewie Griffin and Ray Gun Stewie Review! Unfortunately, Stewie wastes the last of the battery on calling a sweater store. Thanks for taking time for me today, Bonnie. - Then what? After looking at it for a few seconds, Stewie half-heartedly kicks it, slowly pushing it several inches in front of him. And why should I do you any favors after the terrible things you said to me earlier? Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Now if you'd like to keep that just between us, I suggest you sit back down and order me some chicken fingers. Because, Peter, you've been making me feel old and fat and unattractive and worthless. Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. It's that nice girl, Julie, from your show. ♪. ♪ all the things that make us ♪ You know, we've enjoyed having you around so much lately, so we got a little "welcome to the family" present for you. You've made me feel so unattractive lately that I went and did something disgusting and abhorrent and I'm ashamed of myself. In shock they call the entire town and an examination by Dr. Hartman confirms he is perfectly normal. We now go live to Olie Williams recaping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. Sinai Preschool, Stewie is standing with his other classmates for gym class, in a soccer field] Gym Teacher: Alright, today we're gonna play soccer. Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. . Yeah, I go to places you couldn't get back from. ♪ on which we used to rely? Today we're going to learn about the letter "T.". Oh, here comes large bird and moody green garbage creature. You know, I don't mind so much that you're aging, it's just the way you're shoving it down my throat. What do you want me to read? As Lois is at her wits' end, she decides to see a psychic medium who assures her of the children's safety and well being. marks an episode with not enough content. All right, first scene up is on page twelve. Oh, that's okay, Lois. Good lord, you're right, an American Jolly Farm! Well, at least I didn't bring up that time at Brigham's when you showed your fanny to that girl in the wheelchair! Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age. That's impossible. Lois Kills Stewie. 7:14. Lois confronts Peter accusing him of making her feel bad about herself and driving her into Anthony's arms and angering Meg. Hi Stewie. Stewie: I love South Park! ♪ Go, Stewie, go! Yeah! Everybody, this is our new Jolly Farm resident, Karina Smirnoff. They cuddle and Stewie gives her a goodnight kiss as she falls asleep. Stewy. Hey baby. Upload files, get transcripts by email. : 7ACX15 First Aired: March 14, 2010 Guest Starring: Anne Hathaway, Lucas Grabeel Featuring: Stewie … Thank you all so much for squeezing me in for an audition. It automatically converts audio to text using advanced AI software. /// You're a little duck. Because I'm old and fat and unattractive and worthless. Mom, Dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend over for dinner tonight? Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker with Channel 5 news. D&D Beyond You know, we've enjoyed having you around so much lately, so we got a little "welcome to the family" present for you. All right, Karina, we'll try it your way and see what happens. I just don't want to engage. Let's go to the barn and meet the animals. Stewie gets a flu shot / Transcript OfficerPoop247 . Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Well, it was very nice meeting you, Anthony. Once you get those pants off, it's like two sagging pressed hams and a slice of pizza. is the 13th episode of the eighth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. Plot. 10:53. Hi, Mrs. Griffin. Go, Stewie, Go! See that was actually written about the bubonic plague. Stewie, how the hell long do you think you can keep up this charade? Oh, it's so great being here on Jolly Farm. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. But the big Ducks knew that Stewie was not ready to swim by himself. Meg reports that she is tougher than Lois and rips out one of her teeth to prove it, frightening Lois into retreating. When the Griffin family decide to go for a hike in the local woods, Chris and Stewie get lost while chasing after a floating butterfly. Hello, I just so you know this is sort of the thing. Thanks, Mrs. Griffin, that was delicious. I suppose you're right; nothing I can do. Bryan. go away. Tonight we present a full hour of Family Guy, beginning with a very special extended episode, followed by some never-before-seen musical clips. She told me, it was the Christmas we all went to Edaville Railroad, and you cried because you were afraid because one of Santa's elves was a real midget, and Father said, "That's it, I can't take this anymore," and he left that very night and all you cared about was ice cream on the way home and Mother said you didn't appreciate anything! Also, it is time for you to go to school! There we go, go, go go, ... Hi Brian Ready to go. You couldn't even imagine the things I do for him. When Brian confronts Meg with pictures of her and the Mayor, she tells Adam, and because of what she did, he ends the relationship to protect her from getting her name dragged through the mud. I don't know, sweetheart, but I am so, so sorry. I can honestly say for the first time that I am attracted to our daughter. All right, let me just get into character. Boris: Fine, you can stay home from school. ♪ ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Tom Tucker: Good evening, I’m Tom Tucker, with Channel Five News. Tom Tucker: Then what? Oh, careful, Sam, you're emptying your sack all over me. You've got to stop doing that to yourself. Brian: That doesn't make any sense. I can't believe you still watch this crap. I don't want a brown card! Oh, well, my goodness, I hope there's room for both of us. What's on your mind? He hangs me from the shower rod with your old bras, and then we laugh at you. Well, Meg, if you're telling us the truth, I just hope to God he's an improvement over the last one. All right, wish me luck on my audition, Brian. Look, Anthony, trust me, she ain't what she used to be, all right? So, James, we just want you to do the voice. All right, fun's over. Oh, my goodness. ♪ and Daddy doesn't come home! I like their hats. [Boris then pulls out a knife] Boris: Unless if you want to get tortured! Go, Stewie, Go! 18x15 - Baby ... You can't go in this machine, Stewie. Eventually Brian forces himself to eat it, the sight of which causes Stewie to vomit. When Peter and Lois retire for the evening, Lois happens to see Meg and Anthony making out on the couch and becomes aroused by the interest Anthony shows in Meg and fantasizes herself in Meg's place. But there's... there's nothing wrong with him. ♪ ♪ Sweet Stewie roll! Meanwhile, Peter notes a grey hair on Lois and belittles her for aging. Removing those parts of your DNA doesn't make you smarter. I'm just doing some playful, walking-away banter during the music. Next Episode. I guess I thought that if I could bring you down, you wouldn't start to notice that you're too good for me and run off looking for another fella. Get fast, simple, affordable, and high accuracy audio transcription services from Go Transcribe. Stewie shows off to Brian who is completely fooled by the disguise, coming on to Stewie. Julie breaks off by wishing Karina was a boy. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy 18x15 - Baby Stewie. A man is automatically better than a woman at any physical challenge? It just feels like I'm lying to Peter... like Jesus lied to the meek. ?oldid=135031. Loading ... [CS:GO KZT] Grand Final of First Zach47 KZ Tournament: kohZe vs burhac - Duration: 23:45. You know, I wasn't going to say this, but Mother hates you. Who doesn't want some time alone with Meg these days? And this isn't about making out; this is about power tools. We don't even know anybody there! We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. My menstrual cycle's on there, too, but I … Well, maybe that can wait till later, Mary. - Peter went to court! Enraged, Brian slaps him, telling Stewie to go away. Remember how they only needed little girls? Anthony compliments Lois on her looks but Peter continues his insults. ♪ Ring a ring o' roses, a pocketful of posies, ♪ She is ugly and smelly! Oh, don't be ridiculous, I'll keep him company till you get back. Is she home? : 7ACX15 First Aired: March 14, 2010 Guest Starring: Anne Hathaway, Lucas Grabeel Featuring: Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin, Lois Griffin, Julie, Anthony Also Appearing: Peter, Brian, Chris, Cleveland Brown, Quagmire, Joe, Dr. Hartman, Carl, Horace, Jake Tucker, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, Mort Goldman, Bonnie Swanson, Jesus Christ, God, Herbert, Carter Pewterschmidt, Mayor Adam West, Dotty Campbell, Dave Campbell, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Rupert, Tomik and Bellgarde, Bruce, Tricia Takanawa, Angela, Opie, RJ, Justin, Randall, Mother Maggie, Dan, Mail clerk Sam, Large Bird and Moody Green Garbage Creature, Bernie & Gert, Ryan Seacrest, James Earl Jones, George Lucas Musical Numbers: Go, Stewie, Go, Ring a Ring o' Roses, It's Raining Luggage Director: Greg Colton. Anyway, enjoy the show, and happy new year! Large Bird and Moody Green Garbage Creature, Something, Something, Something, Dark Side, Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show, https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Go,_Stewie,_Go! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I think Anthony wants some time alone with Meg. Why don't you keep her company, while I go fetch Karina. Okay, our next young actress on the audition list is Karina Smirnoff. I mean, I need all the help I can get, but you have such a youthful look, you could pass for eleven months. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's upstairs. You see, I didn't move to Jolly Farm from the big city to be around animals. Boris: No, she is not. Brian: It has nothing to do with the gym, you're on drugs! I want to go … You gotta see this. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Your husband's work and poker game schedule? When he finds out, he threatens to tell Lois but Stewie blackmails him into helping him. ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. Caillou: Not today, dad! Let me ask you this: Do my gray hairs bother you? Go to the principal's office to get detention right now! Oh Dear God boy. ?oldid=199418. twitch.tv/stewie2k. Well, I don't know about that. Stewie the Duck wanted to swim more than anything in the world. ♪ Hey, why were they shooting that scene live? Find a way to channel your anger. OfficerPoop247: Hey guys, Before I start this video, I just would like to tell you that this might not be my last Comedy World video, I user sent me a link to the Comedy World Video Maker. Guy! ♪ Go, Stewie, go! Besides, you can learn a lot from British nursery rhymes. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. What happened last time, Ollie? I suppose we don't really have an outspoken female character on the show. Go, Stewie, Go! Cowij. no. 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